The lesser known 60's musical group, The Surfing Turtles, had little to no success, attributed mainly to their lack of instruments, deaf sound mixer and mute lead singer. After decades of scientific testing it has been discovered that they in fact produced no audible sound whatsoever. One scientist thought he heard a sound on their tenth album however it turned out to be a roaming fly trapped in the sound booth. The fly was captured, packaged and sent to Los Angeles where it would be used for the new much anticipated Britney Spears album.
